Ill Conceived

JD Vance: The B-Side (PREVIEW)

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The natalist arguments of people like JD Vance are increasingly being used to defend new laws rolling back bodily autonomy, and in Wyoming, a newly signed "fetal heartbeat" bill has made this connection explicit. We're talking about it, plus we read your mail about:
The tendencies of fundamentalist Catholicism vs. more mainstream Catholicism and the people they tend to attract
The varying cultural tendences of different ethnic Catholic traditions
JD's connection to Erika Kirk and her whole deal

JD Vance

The Vice President of the United States and his wife Usha are expecting their fourth baby, setting an apparent example for their fellow natalists. But just how intertwined is JD Vance with the natalist movement overall and what does it have to do with Usha’s new podcast about children’s books? This week, June and Josh dig into JD Vance’s history with conservatism and Catholicism to try to figure it out.
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EPISODE ART: JD Vance in a press photo by Niall Carson for Getty Images. Born in Middletown, Ohio, Vance graduated from Ohio State University and Yale Law School, eventually working under Peter Thiel at Mithril Capital. After being elected to the United States Senate in 2022, Vance was selected by Donald Trump to serve as his running mate for the 2024 presidential election.
AUDIO CLIPS:
18:51 – Donald Trump reading from 2 Corinthians as part of the America Reads the Bible special event
24:51 – JD Vance referring to Democratic opposition as "childless cat ladies"
59:39 – Usha Vance reading The Tale of Peter Rabbit by Beatrix Potter for her podcast Storytime with the Second Lady
SOURCES:
J. D. Vance and the Right’s Call to Have More Babies
The troubling history behind JD Vance's natalism
JD Vance And Peter Thiel: What To Know About The Relationship Between Trump’s VP Pick And The Billionaire
What have I done? I forced my kid to listen to Usha Vance’s podcast - now she’s a fan
JD Vance Repeats ‘Anti-Family’ Criticism of Democrats on Sunday Morning News Show Tour
Baby Bonuses and Motherhood Medals: Why We Shouldn’t Trust the Pronatalist Movement
Trump May Soon Offer a Motherhood Medal, an Idea Popularized in Nazi Germany
Republicans Are Right: One Party Is ‘Anti-Family and Anti-Kid’
Usha Vance and JD Vance, Pronatalism’s Poster Couple, Are Having a 4th Kid
JD Vance’s Approval Rating Plunges to New Historic Low
Mayor Mamdani and Governor Hochul Announce First Four Communities to Receive Free 2-K Seats
Democracy | Of Childless ‘Psychopath’ Women and ‘Replacement’: JD Vance’s Birthrate and Immigration Obsessions Have Shared History
An Analysis of Happy No Snakes Day and the Deeper Implications on the Horizon for Children’s Literature and Christian Nationalist Policies in the Public School System
Beyond the Nuclear Family
The Role of the Nuclear Family in Capitalism
With Defense of ICE, JD Vance Clarifies His Next Target: You
J.D. Vance Used to Be an Atheist. What He Believes Now Is Telling.
Gold Mother's Cross
Wikipedia: Order of Maternal Glory
Who in the USSR was awarded the ‘Mother-Heroine’ title?
National Conservatism: A Statement of Principles
5% of People Detained By ICE Have Violent Convictions, 73% No Convictions
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Ballerina Farm / Hannah Neeleman: The B-Side (PREVIEW)

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Fox News has reported on the "problem" of teenagers not getting pregnant anymore. We're talking about it, and reading your letters because it turns out that a lot of you had a lot to say about Hannah Neeleman, including:
The cultural specifics of Mormonism and how they're reflected in Ballerina Farms
The sinister overtones of her husband's whole deal
The economics of farm tourism vs. functional scale farming
Natural births and why many people prefer them
Ballerina Farm-style natalism as a reflection of European settler-colonialism
As always, our babies stay winning!
 

Ballerina Farm / Hannah Neeleman

Natalists have an ideal life and an ideal wife: rugged, individualistic, and dedicated to self-sufficiency. Perhaps nothing epitomizes this ideal better than Ballerina Farm, the popular social media account of dancer and pageant queen Hannah Neeleman that is growing into an influential direct-to-consumer food and lifestyle brand that no longer sells raw milk. This week, Josh and June look at the history of Ballerina Farm and try to understand how its strange brand of seemingly apolitical tradwifery serves as a stalking horse for the natalist movement and reactionary politics more broadly.
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June on Anime Sickos
Josh on Lions Led By Donkeys
Josh on Well There's Your Problem
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EPISODE ART: Hannah Neeleman in a professional headshot. After graduating from Juilliard's dance undergraduate program while pregnant, Neeleman moved to Brazil then back home to Utah, where she and her husband Daniel purchased a farm along the east side of the Wasatch Range. Her Instagram account Ballerina Farm has over 10 million followers.
AUDIO CLIPS:
1:01:48 – "Strength at Every Stage" protein powder advertisement from Ballerina Farm
1:27:12 – Response to the Sunday Times article from the Ballerina Farm Instagram account
SOURCES:
Ballerina Farm website
Ballerina Farm Instagram
“Meet the queen of the ‘trad wives’ (and her eight children)” by Megan Agnew (The Sunday Times, July 20, 2024)
“She Gave Birth Two Weeks Ago. Now She’s in a Beauty Pageant” by Madison Malone Kircher (The New York Times, January 30, 2024)
“Tycoon or Tradwife? The Woman Behind Ballerina Farm Makes Her Own Path” by Julia Moskin (The New York Times, December 3, 2024)
“The Business of Ballerina Farm” by Liz Flora (Business of Fashion, May 27, 2025)
“When Ballerina Farm Comes to Town” by Erica Schwiegershausen (The Cut, September 10, 2025)
“Park City Creamery to sell business to Ballerina Farm” by Katie Hatzfeld (The Park Record, December 23, 2025)
“Ballerina Farm pauses raw milk sales after samples fail health tests” by Grace Doerfler (KPCW, January 29, 2026)
Hannah Neeleman’s feature spread in Evie magazine
“Audio Recording From Ballerina Farm Times Interview Exposes Dishonest Journalism” by Nicole Dominique (Evie, July 29, 2024)
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BONUS - The Worst of All Possible Worlds: Beast Games StrongSmart feat. Kill The Computer

Beast Week continues as the gang from The Worst of All Possible Worlds join with June and Caleb to dig into season 2 of Beast Games. This is the first half of a full-length episode; to get the whole thing head over to Patreon.com/worstofall!

BONUS - Kill The Computer: The Smile Merchant feat. The Worst of All Possible Worlds

We're so back. The next Ill Conceived, about Ballerina Farm, has been recorded and will drop this coming Friday.
To tide you over until then, we've brought you some extra goodies. Our other shows, Josh's The Worst of All Possible Worlds and June's Kill The Computer, are doing a full crossover collaboration that we're calling Beast Week, dedicated to celebrating Jimmy "MrBeast" Donaldson. And it kicks off today.
In this episode of Kill The Computer, the gang from The Worst of All Possible Worlds talked with June and Caleb about a number of videos MrBeast released in 2025. Then we dug into his theme park Beast Land, a temporary pop-up in Riyadh that was open for 45 days as part of the annual Saudi entertainment festival known as Riyadh Season.
Next up, on Wednesday, Kill The Computer will be joining Josh, Brian, and A.J. on The Worst of All Possible Worlds Patreon for a premium episode about season 2 of Beast Games. We'll also upload the first half of the episode here so you can get a taste for it.
Finally, on Friday, alongside new Ill Conceived we’ll be concluding Beast Week on the Kill The Computer Patreon with an in-depth conversation about what Jimmy’s been up to so far this year and where we think he might go next.
Thank you as always for being our beloved babies.
Love, Josh

Tucker Carlson: The End of Men: The B-Side (PREVIEW)

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We try to clarify some of our thoughts last week on weight and health, then dig a bit more into some claims made by the Bro Scientists. Plus, June gets a bit loopy and we spend a solid 10+ minutes on ball tanning. We also read your emails about:
Avoiding plastics because your dad is afraid of estrogen
Jobs with lots of physical activity that are bad for your health
Finally, here's a link to the GIF that June was cracking up about.

Tucker Carlson: The End of Men

Testosterone is lowering. Sperm counts are shrinking. Men, a once proud and noble half of the human race, are accelerating down the road to extinction. So say many natalists, who tie their fear of demographic decline into their anxieties about gender. But how much of what they claim has any basis in truth whatsoever? This week, June and Josh take a look at Tucker Carlson's 2022 Fox Nation short "The End of Men" to see how it both set a template for and propagated narratives about declining masculinity that have since become ubiquitous.
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EPISODE ART: Tucker Carlson in an ABC News press photo. After spending years as a mid-level host of various news shows, Carlson became a leading star of Fox News' primetime lineup with the debut of Tucker Carlson Tonight in 2016. Carlson was fired by the network in 2023 for spreading falsehoods and misleading video about the January 6, 2020 riots on the United States Capitol and has since become a leading voice of right-wing new media.
SOURCES:
Why Tucker Carlson's 'The End of Men' Is So Disturbing
Why Are Testosterone Levels Decreasing?
Secular trends in testosterone- findings from a large state-mandate care provider
Environmental Toxins Likely Cause of 50% Decline in Global Sperm Count
Male fertility is declining – studies show that environmental toxins could be a reason
Low t and fertility
Low Testosterone & Fertility
Endocrine Disruptor
What are endocrine disruptors?
What Are Ultra Processed Foods? How Diet Impacts Health
Seeding doubt: The truth about cooking oils
Trump executive order on a weed killer chemical didn’t do RFK Jr. any favors
RFK Jr. post agreeing with Trumps EO
Red Light Therapy: Benefits, Safety and Things to Know
Is Eating Raw Eggs Bad?
Cold Plunge Benefits: The Science Behind Ice Baths for Recovery
Beef Tallow: Doctors Group Shares Consumer Health Alert Warning
“Unapologetically Bomb” Whitehouse post
The Myth of the New Man in Italian Fascist Ideology
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Jeffrey Epstein: The B-Side (PREVIEW)

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The new CEO of Xbox is worried about birthrates and thinks AI might have the solution. We're talking about it, plus we read your letters from the Jeffrey Epstein episode regarding:
How "pregnant people" provides more specificity as a term than "pregnant women" and why natalists don't like it
The emails that Sarah Ferguson, the then-wife of then-Prince Andrew, sent to Epstein
How Epstein associate Nick Bostrom's obsession with superintelligent AI reflects a faulty consensus among tech industry types
Also, here's a link to the official music video for Jimmy MacMillan's song "Ain't Nothing To Talk About" in its entirety.

Jeffrey Epstein

On January 30, the U.S. Department of Justice released over 3 million pages of new information about Jeffrey Epstein. Among these documents are thousands of new emails detailing Epstein's links to technologists and academics in the world of evolutionary biology, eugenics, and artificial intelligence. This week, Josh and June dig into the history of Epstein's connections with these people and discuss how his bizarre plans for his own offspring reflect the ideas and objectives of the tech natalist agenda.
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EPISODE ART: Jeffrey Epstein, the disgraced financier and human trafficker, wearing a Harvard university sweatshirt. One month after being indicted on federal child sex trafficking charges in 2019, Epstein was found dead in his jail cell, leaving his likely thousands of victims without justice for the crimes he committed.
SOURCES:
“Harvard closes evolution center after finding connections to Jeffrey Epstein” by Edward Helmore (The Guardian, March 27, 2021)
“Martin Nowak Sanctioned for Jeffrey Epstein Involvement” by Lydialyle Gibson (Harvard Magazine, March 25, 2021)
“How Jeffrey Epstein Captivated Harvard” by Michael Massing (The Nation, July 24, 2023)
Harvard report concerning Jeffrey Epstein’s connections to Harvard University 
“Professor Corina Tarnita on the Epstein Files: ‘I Wish I Had Never Known Him’” by Lia Opperman (Princeton Alumni Weekly, February 10, 2026)
“Jeffrey Epstein Raked In $200 Million After Legal and Financial Crises” by Matthew Goldstein and Steve Eder (The New York Times, October 3, 2019)
“Epstein files reveal deeper ties to scientists than previously known” by Dan Garisto (Nature, February 6, 2026)
Epstein testimony before the Economic Development Commission, USVI
“Jeffrey Epstein: International Moneyman of Mystery” by Landon Thomas Jr. (New York Magazine, October 28, 2002)
“Jeffrey Epstein files shed light on ties to Santa Fe Institute scientists” by Clara Bates (Santa Fe New Mexican, February 11, 2026)
“Jeffrey Epstein E-mails Reveal Depth of Ties to High-Profile Scientists” by Dan Vergano (Scientific American, November 13, 2025)
“The DIY designer baby project funded with Bitcoin” by Antonio Regalado (MIT Technology Review, February 1, 2019)
“Jeffrey Epstein Hoped to Seed Human Race With His DNA” by James B. Stewart, Matthew Goldstein and Jessica Silver-Greenberg (The New York Times, July 31, 2019)
“Why did Jeffrey Epstein cultivate famous scientists?” by Dan Vergano (Scientific American, January 20, 2026)
“Jeffrey Epstein had a 'Frankenstein'-like plan to analyze human DNA in the US Virgin Islands, and it reportedly pulled in $200 million” by Erin Brodwin (Business Insider, October 4, 2019)
“Texas GOP politician Don Huffines plans Christian retreat at Zorro Ranch” by Clara Bates (Santa Fe New Mexican, February 16, 2026)
“Former MIT scientist funded by Epstein made racist and sexist claims in private emails” by Kate Selig (Boston Globe, November 21, 2025)
“New Mexico House unanimously enacts Epstein ‘truth commission’” by Danielle Prokop (Source NM, February 16, 2026)
“How Jeffrey Epstein Bought His Way Into An Exclusive Intellectual Boys Club” by Peter Aldhous (Buzzfeed News, September 26, 2019)
“How Epstein Infiltrated the Silicon Valley Network Behind Trump’s New Tech Order” by Nafeez Ahmed (Byline Times, December 3, 2025)
“How Epstein Channelled Race Science and ‘Climate Culling’ Into Silicon Valley’s AI Elite” by Nafeez Ahmed (Byline Times, December 5, 2025)
DIRECT LINKS TO EPSTEIN FILES QUOTED IN THIS EPISODE:
Exchange between Epstein and Stephen Kosslyn where Epstein requests the name of a psychologist for a 15-year-old girl
Epstein’s pitch to Martin Nowak for “commercial evolution”
Nowak’s first reply
Nowak’s second reply
Nowak’s third reply
Exchange between Nowak and Epstein about “a polish beauty”
Exchange between Nowak and Epstein about a “captured spy”
Exchange between Nowak and Epstein concerning Nowak’s “Korean friend”
Exchange between Nowak's assistant, Epstein, and Epstein's accountant concerning a wire of $10,000 to "the girl from Romania"
Journal that appears to document a young woman’s experience as a “human incubator” for Epstein
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